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Saturday, 26 July 2014

7 Things We Learnt From Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

At least from what we managed to make of it, when Varun’s bulging biceps weren’t hogging three-fourths of the frame. 



So you’ve watched Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania and written it off as a frivolous romcom? Tsk tsk. The movie has a wealth of life lessons in store, that’ll open your eyes and change the way you look at the universe forever. If you missed the true essence of HSKD, here’s a quick recap of the seven invaluable life lessons we learned from this masterpiece: 

That Bollywood will never run out of DDLJ tributes.
Know what would make for the best ever tribute to this 90s classic? Leaving it the hell alone! Call us when you manage to get the magical duo of Kajol & SRK together again.


That Dharma Productions will never run out of gay jokes.
Again, we repeat, know what would help show solidarity for the entire LGBT community at large? Go ahead, read our mind.


That Alia Bhatt has been watching too many reruns of Jab We Met.
It’s like someone injected a shot of Geet’s brand of bubbliness directly into her system. Either that, or she got high each day before the shoot – All in the interest of method acting, of course.


That average middle class guys have muscles like three Salman Khans put together.
We aren’t saying that all middle class guys don’t look like they’ve spent the past decade in the gym using John Abraham for dumbbells. All we are saying is that if we ever met one actually in real life, we’d be more likely to believe that.


That weddings are incomplete without fight sequences.
Do remind us again what sort of family has a posse of goons at their command these days? It’s the twenty first century; if you really do want to kill someone, spamming them with eight Candy Crush requests per minute is the way to go.

That people update their marital status on Facebook mid-phera.
What next? Mowing your grass in the shape of the words ‘Newly Married’ on Farmville before the bidaai?


That lehengas are the most important part of the wedding.
A Manish Malhotra one, at that. Accept money from random strangers, get into bed with them, if you will but get one or die trying. Honestly, if Manish Malhotra lehengas were all it took for a girl to say yes for marriage, KRK wouldn’t be single.

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Monday, 30 June 2014

General Motors recalls 475,000 more vehicles

General Motors Friday announced three more safety recalls covering nearly 475,000 vehicles, the biggest of which involves a software problem in some leading sport utility vehicles and pickup models.

GM (NYSE: GM - news) will recall more than 450,000 models of the 2014-2015 Chevrolet Silverado and GMC Sierra, among others, in which control module software in the four-wheel drive system could automatically switch to neutral without driver input.
As a result, a vehicle, while parked, could “roll away if the parking brake is not set,” GM said. If the vehicle is in motion, no power will go to the wheels, the automaker added.
GM said it knew of no crashes or injuries related to this problem, or to those that prompted the other two recalls it announced. The recall affects vehicles in the US and Canada.
GM said it was recalling about 4,800 2013-2014 Chevrolet Caprice police cars and 2014 Chevrolet SS sport sedans in the US to address a problem that can stop the windshield wipers from working.
The third recall involves about 2,050 2014 Chevrolet Corvettes, most in the US, to address a problem with the rear shock.
GM has already recalled more than 20 million vehicles in 2014.
The Detroit automaker is under investigations by Congress, the Justice Department and the Securities and Exchange Commission over its delayed recall of cars with ignition switch problems related to at least 13 deaths.
In February — 11 years after the ignition switch defect was detected — GM began recalling 2.6 million Chevrolet Cobalts, Saturn Ions and Skys, Pontiac 5s and Solstices made between 2003 and 2011.

PM Nawaz visits newly inducted aircraft A320


ISLAMABAD: Prime Minister Muhammad Nawaz Sharif visited the newly inducted aircraft A320 after a period of almost 10 years in the PIA fleet at Islamabad International Airport.
The Prime Minster had approved the inclusion of fourteen new aircrafts into the PIA fleet. Special Assistant to Prime Minister on Aviation, Mr. Shujaat Azeem, Managing Director PIA, Muhammad Junaid Yunus and Director Flight Operations PIA, Captain Qasim Hayat accompanied the Prime Minister during the visit.
Special Assistant to PM on Aviation briefed the PM that the airline is also in the process of inducting 14 aircraft in its fleet including Narrow body, Wide Body and Turbo-Prop aircraft. PIA has placed order for three A320 aircraft from GECAS of which one aircraft has been received while the remaining two will be delivered to PIA in July and September while the remaining aircraft will be inducted in the near future. The Airbus A320 has a seating capacity of 180 seats. The aircraft will be in operation.
While visiting the aircraft Prime Minster said that, “he would like to see more Pakistanis travelling with the national flag carrier, which should be the preferred choice of passengers”. The PM emphasized on providing best services to passengers and gave his best wishes for the success of PIA and offered his all out support for making it the one of the leading airline of the world.
Sharing his views during the visit, PM said that, “it’s pleasing to see the new aircraft being inducted in PIA fleet and prayed that with the present initiatives being taken; PIA shall soon be revived to its past glory”

Tokyo man sets himself on fire in protest against Prime Minister



TOKYO: A Japanese man set himself on fire in central Tokyo on Sunday after giving a speech opposing Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s plan to reform the country’s pacifist constitution, police and reports said.

Monday, 21 April 2014

Petition filed to tegister ‘treason’ case against Jang and Geo Group

WEB DESK – The Lahore High Court (LHC) moved to register case of treason against Mir Shakilur Rehman, Jang Group and Geo Television Network for maligning the national security institute over alleged murder attempt on Hamid Mir.

Human Rights Committee demands govt to restore YouTube in Pakistan

Islamabad: The Senate Functional Committee on Human Rights (HRC) in Pakistan has unanimously passed a resolution to restore YouTube in Pakistan here on Monday.

TTP attacked Hamid Mir? Bash ISI!


Debate on Hamid Mir's attempted assassination and false allegations on ISI leveled by the Pakistani media and Hamid Mir's brother

Sunday, 20 April 2014

اداکارہ امیشا پاٹیل نے نازیبا حرکت کرنے پر نوجوان کو ہاتھوں کا مزہ چکھا دیا

ممبئی: بالی ووڈ اداکارہ امیشا پاٹیل نے ہجوم میں نوجوان کی جانب سے نازیبا حرکت کرنے پر اسے ایسا زناٹے دار تھپڑ رسید کیا کہ موصوف کو دن میں ہی تارے نظر آگئے۔

لاہور میں سرکاری ڈاکٹروں کی جانب سے مردہ قرار دی گئی بچی زندہ ہوگئی

لاہور: چلڈرن اسپتال کے ڈاکٹروں کی جانب سے مردہ قرار دی گئی 6 ماہ کی بچی کی تدفین سے قبل دوبارہ سانسیں بحال ہوگئیں، بچی کے زندہ ہونے سے ماتم والے گھر میں خوشیوں نے ڈیرے ڈال لیے۔